baddragonpretties:

Here are the available toys over at Gespensts Fantasy Gear (6/6)

And these are just the ready mades and flops, Gespensts also has tons of custom options open right now!

Plus look at those sample disks. they look like Reese’s cups~

I want Reese’s now!!

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productofanolympianorgy:

When you’re reading really hot smut in public or in the presence of your parents

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obsydian:

cringing:

birdvswindowpane:

unfriendlyjewishhottie:

themaskednegro:

fuckedupgal:

themodifiedlife:

ndnickerson:

because it helps to remember this every now and then.

Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? agendas everywhere….

I literally threw a mini fit

The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.

I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.

And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.

THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs

NEVER FORGET Dawn Hand Renewal

Worth noting that the woman behind Selena Gomez gets photoshopped as well, but the man is left untouched.

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Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

asker

Anonymous asked: How do you get an aries to open up?

shitthesignsask:

Get them drunk :)

asker

Anonymous asked: Ew. Varka needs to understand that people who have paid hundreds of dollars and expect better business behavior because of it =/= "whining." Is this person a literal child, because I don't want to buy sex toys from immature brats.

cactus-wren-bd:

fucknobaddragon:

Agreed.

This, so much this.

cactus-wren-bd:

Okay, it’s time to plot out what my plans for dicks and dick buying is going to be in the long-term. The major known holidays/limited color releases/sales are Halloween, Black Friday and possibly Christmas. Gespent’s has that raffle thing going on until October 1st where you buy stuff to get tickets entered into the raffle.

Might get some of the smaller toys for myself and some of the smaller cute extras like mini golems and pendants to save for family Christmas gifts. Then full or partial dick stop until Black Friday depending on what happens during Halloween and who’s doing awesome stuff. Depending on who has sales on Black Friday (and if the sales are any good) my priorities are to buy what I’ve got down as must-haves on my to-buy list. I also need to clear up what I consider to be a must-have, make a list of those and calculate how much they’re going to cost including shipping.

I also have a friend I am considering buying a birthday present for around Christmas time I need to take into account for too.

I already have my wishlist set up like this, thank god (it got so big, it had to go into Excel - I do need to update it though), so I pretty much just wait and see what certain shops have to offer and go by that. I do know that if EE has a black friday sale again, I am definitely getting Things.

Help a Dildo Maker Out!

gespenst1138:

It’s been a rough week. My PS3 YLODed on me for the second time, My laptop fan died, and now my car is dead with me having a vending event I can no longer do. Add on to that I’m $300 short on rent. If you ever wanted a piece from me, now is the time. Otherwise I probably got another month before I’ll be forced to close down. I’ll still be honoring my $100 shopping spree, but that could very well be the last order I ever make. I have a couple of gallons of silicone left, and alot of low cost pieces. So folks please reblog and get yourselves a little something while you still can. Shop here https://www.etsy.com/shop/GespenstsFantasyGear

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Anonymous asked: That "Flops are much more exciting when everyone's nice about it - lots of people getting excited rather than whining :(" ESPECIALLY with that little :( really rubbed me the wrong way and I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing. Stop making yourself look like a poor sad victim Varka, how childish can he get ?

cactus-wren-bd:

fucknobaddragon:

Varka playing the victim, lol.

What rubs me wrong is the “whining” part. People aren’t whining, they’re voicing legitimate complaints about not only the price of the flops, but also the nasty surprises (flaws) that aren’t in the description and you only discover later when you’ve got the toy.

He’s got only himself and his actions to blame really. Flops were great and fun before prices got jacked up and people started getting flops when they ordered customs. Flops were great when you were told up front what flaws a toy had instead of discovering a flaw you weren’t told about until you discovered it with the toy in hand.

15 Secret Things That Turn a Woman On

smilebearr:

psych-facts:

anewspirit:

lifejoy21:

These are super accurate! 

15 Secret Things That Turn a Woman On

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I agree with all but 11, 12 and 15

not all of these applies to everyone. 

I like the one about reading :)

Everything but the cucumber, the fuck?

15 and glasses don’t do anything for me either way.

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The Signs on Their Way to Steal Your Significant Other

shitthesignssay:

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

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Virgoimage

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

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Aquarius

Pisces

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Aries and Scorpio win, followed very closely by Pisces.

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waitwhatmoo asked: Which sign is mostly likely to choke if you place a ring in their cupcake?

shitthesignsask:

I laughed too hard at the thought of this :’)

Definitely Aries. They assume you’re just giving them food!

asker

Anonymous asked: can you do a "whats the first thing that comes to mind" for all the signs? :)

shitthesignsask:

UhHgHhGH THIS IS HARD BECAUSE THE PURPOSE IS TO THINK OF SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY BUT I GIVE MYSELF TOO MUCH TIME TO THINK AND RARRRRRRRRRRR.

I’ll just have someone time me.

IN UNDER 3 SECONDS FOR EACH THESE WERE MY ANSWERS:

Aries- fire and red

Taurus- pasta and student loans

Gemini- Marilyn Monroe and drawing tablets

Cancer- “that awesome house of that kid I used to babysit” and madeleine pans

Leo- GRINDR and group projects

Virgo- staples and fridays

Libra- vial and My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Scorpio- pupil and minecraft

Sagittarius- sociopath and collections of nonworking cars

Capricorn- headband and “shut the fuck up”

Aquarius- robots and Jupiter

Pisces- libraries and fish

pasta and student loans

hachixlenore:

I am so fucking pleased with Primal Hardwere right now.
More to come later!

Dat Growler tho
Look at that blueee

hachixlenore:

I am so fucking pleased with Primal Hardwere right now.

More to come later!

Dat Growler tho

Look at that blueee