monkeytoybox:

Taste the Rainbow~

It had to be done.

This makes me so happy~

(via damnaveragesheep)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via ravingsockmonkey)

lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

more like the sexual tension between me and my monitor

(via ravingsockmonkey)

holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 
It’s transparent!

Yesssss

holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!

Yesssss

(via psychoamanda)

everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back — (via kxthleen)

(via ravingsockmonkey)

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

I honestly had a nightmare about this.

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

I honestly had a nightmare about this.

(via sheyoni)

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

Seriously, children don’t know their own strength. Like, this shows that exactly.

(via sheyoni)

ymsnsfw:

mudkipz9:

ymsnsfw:

mudkipz9:

I’m really not too sure what I am doing.

Cue waking up in the middle of the night by being slapped by 10 lbs of fantasy cock.
…That is my fetish. >.>

That seriously just happened to me….
I was going to do cool stuff then I dozed off. Only to get smacked in the face by Mr Xar an hour latter….


What a dick

That was too perfect. You win.

ymsnsfw:

mudkipz9:

ymsnsfw:

mudkipz9:

I’m really not too sure what I am doing.

Cue waking up in the middle of the night by being slapped by 10 lbs of fantasy cock.

…That is my fetish. >.>

That seriously just happened to me….

I was going to do cool stuff then I dozed off. Only to get smacked in the face by Mr Xar an hour latter….

What a dick

That was too perfect. You win.

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

image

she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

image

three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

people keep asking me for an update so

image

i’m gonna have to start putting it in another room because my housecarl keeps messing it up

That sounds very familiar, but instead of cheese…

(via sheyoni)

the-dark-side-of-the-room:

waist-reducing version


(thanks again to girlsrule-subsdrool!!)

oh shit

(via sheyoni)

averypottermormon:

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

I’m adding this to my resumé

(via cactus-wren-bd)

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

Ok yeah, this, I like.
She looks sinister as FUCK and I love it.

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

Ok yeah, this, I like.

She looks sinister as FUCK and I love it.

(via ravingsockmonkey)

youngbaebae:

luminous-lu:

fanficwriterghc:

youatemytailor:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

oh god you still haunt my dreams

That should not be as funny as it is.

Oh my goodness, I had erased this from my mind. I want my selective memory back!

omg

youngbaebae:

luminous-lu:

fanficwriterghc:

youatemytailor:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

oh god you still haunt my dreams

That should not be as funny as it is.

Oh my goodness, I had erased this from my mind. I want my selective memory back!

omg

(via ravingsockmonkey)

upallnightogetloki:

yug0:

catbountry:

deadwaves13:

did-you-kno:

Source

This made me cringe so fucking hard

BEES? IN MY VAGINA?

bees in the trap

bees in the trap

monkeytoybox
BEES!

upallnightogetloki:

yug0:

catbountry:

deadwaves13:

did-you-kno:

Source

This made me cringe so fucking hard

BEES? IN MY VAGINA?

bees in the trap

bees in the trap

monkeytoybox

BEES!

(via cactus-wren-bd)