cuddleroyu:

madnessinthemist:

monkeytoybox:

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smellslikebiskits replied to your post: smellslikebiskits replied to your pos…

…..WELL THEN. And my family things dragon dongs are strange. :O

Yeah, OxBalls kind of holds the crown for WTF kind of designs.  I mean they have one that’s basically a dick diglett dugtrio mega evolution.

OMG

I.. I kind of want it…

If you could get it in gold it could be a… sili cock trophy?

Yessss, I wonder if they have gold? Hell, I’d be fine with silver, if they had it.

monkeytoybox:

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smellslikebiskits replied to your post: smellslikebiskits replied to your pos…

…..WELL THEN. And my family things dragon dongs are strange. :O

Yeah, OxBalls kind of holds the crown for WTF kind of designs.  I mean they have one that’s basically a dick diglett dugtrio mega evolution.

OMG

I.. I kind of want it…

monkeytoybox:

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shutyourwhoremouthyouslut reblogged your post smellslikebiskits replied to your pos… and added:

OXBALLS. I was skyping with my friend just /yelling about these toys cause OH MYG DO/. Like there’s weird toys like fantasy toys and then there’s /weird toys/.

OxBalls is for sure extreme!  Not for the faint of heart or hole!  I’m still curious about a few of their “tamer” designs though like the Hook and Demonic.

There’s also Divine Interventions for some odd additions.

Demonic, we can talk. I might actually really want one now that I’ve seen it. Blood red, because obviously. I wish the product images were just that though. I’d like to be able to see different angles of the toy without another dick in my face, thank you.

I totally want some things from Divine Interventions, even though certain other things just make me want to cry.

hachixlenore:

cactus-wren-bd:

madnessinthemist:

cactus-wren-bd:

This is actually the first time I’ve seen a more than 15% sale. More than likely not joining in on the dick buying due to still being mad at BD.

It’s about time they did something to get rid of all those freaking toys in adoptions. Nothing interests me though, even if I did feel like giving money to BD.

Well, that’s not true. There is a gorgeous Ridgeback, but it’s small.. and a Ridgeback. So no.

Yeah, there’s just not really anything that really catches my fancy in any way that would justify giving them money. If there was an Infinity Star rogue/flop I might go for it, but as it is, nah.

Did anyone catch that they took away all the larges, extra larges, and most of the mediums though?

I’m wondering if people just bought them, but yeah, definitely noticed a lot of those gone!

cactus-wren-bd:

This is actually the first time I’ve seen a more than 15% sale. More than likely not joining in on the dick buying due to still being mad at BD.

It’s about time they did something to get rid of all those freaking toys in adoptions. Nothing interests me though, even if I did feel like giving money to BD.

Well, that’s not true. There is a gorgeous Ridgeback, but it’s small.. and a Ridgeback. So no.

monkeytoybox:

madnessinthemist:

avthepornfish:

My new mold for a toy yet to be announced, and a pair of soft dongs for a friend! The white stripes are green glow-in-the-dark.

Omg, look how soft and floppy! I want to touch it.

Don’t care if Jelly Monster is huge. Want one to smoosh.

Extra soft! I want one in extra soft.

monkeytoybox:

madnessinthemist:

avthepornfish:

My new mold for a toy yet to be announced, and a pair of soft dongs for a friend! The white stripes are green glow-in-the-dark.

Omg, look how soft and floppy! I want to touch it.

Don’t care if Jelly Monster is huge. Want one to smoosh.

Extra soft! I want one in extra soft.

cactus-wren-bd:

mudkipz9:

cactus-wren-bd:

arlongasm:

Remember their attempt at closing the forum and I said that it would also mean the end of the secondhand forum and it was a really good move to try and force people to buy directly from them. And then I was like “I’m even calling the next move : no more flop fridays.”

Guess who was right ?

FUCKING DAMNIT

Well there is no more Flop Fridays, yes. But from what I understand is that they will post them up whenever “they get new inventory in”.


It’s basically saying I dont want to wait till friday to do work when I can post them now. 

Flop Friday was great because you’d get all the flops at a set time period and you knew you’d be getting them. You could talk with people in the time waiting for the drops, you’d share pics of pretty flops you found and it was basically really great fun. That fun’s gone now and no random drops are going to really be able to replace Flop Friday in the full social aspect.

Eh, not really a loss anymore, at this point.

Flop Fridays were pretty much already dead. The last few times I caught it, it didn’t end up happening, but the thread barely moved leading up to it, so the social aspect was pretty much gone already. Probably because everything in adoptions is too expensive and people don’t want to pay full price or more for something that would’ve probably been considered a flop not too long ago.

It was fun, but I’m not going to take the time to check in on adoptions every now and then only to find nothing added. I have better things to do.

justrudeandginger:

souljannoying:

where does your first follower even come from

the friend that dragged you here in the first place

<3

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avthepornfish:

My new mold for a toy yet to be announced, and a pair of soft dongs for a friend! The white stripes are green glow-in-the-dark.

Omg, look how soft and floppy! I want to touch it.

avthepornfish:

My new mold for a toy yet to be announced, and a pair of soft dongs for a friend! The white stripes are green glow-in-the-dark.

Omg, look how soft and floppy! I want to touch it.

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

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Harry Potter as a teen comedy.

Evidence that music placement is very important. 

I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.

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YES. 

This would be the most misleading trailer ever.

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death-by-ruki:

See this film before you die. #maleficent #movies #definitely

death-by-ruki:

See this film before you die. #maleficent
#movies #definitely

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nanodicks:

And right after getting my Orca in the mail… This pretty fucking thing showed up. 

Holy ass. I was so worried about my Large Water horse coming in damaged or with bubbles or something after mommamill had her bad experience with her Dolphin. 

But I honestly have to say I have absolutely no complaints about it. Yeah, the colors weren’t exactly how I wanted them, but they were close enough, and it still looks fucking gorgeous. The split on this thing is surprisingly really good, and the metallics/pearlescent colors are just ugh. So fucking pretty. There’s no bubbles, no damage, nothing. It’s well worth the $200

While ordering this toy, I had to put in a ticket for it, and I cannot give one single complaint. I was helped to the fullest, and they had gone above and beyond with the customer service. 

While I still continue to see some bad things floating around Bad Dragon, I have to say, for my first time doing a custom order, I was pleasantly surprised. Nothing went wrong, and I’m 100% satisfied. 

I can’t wait to give this pretty guy a go ouo

The colorsss

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monkeytoybox:

My Exotic Erotics order has come in!

I just… wow.  I knew the order would be amazing.  I popped in some extra Exotic Dollars for EE to crank the special factor up a few notches on all three toys.  They cranked it to 11 and transcended into magic~

  • Monster Buck (original, hand molded version) - medium firmness - I asked for fluorescent purple, but I wanted it to be an AWESOME one.  Ridiculous even.  But maybe a touch of subtlety in the madness as well.  The result?  A UV reactive purple flop monster that has a subtle shimmer.
  • James - Split Firmness (hard shaft, smooshy soft balls) - I said go wild, and they asked me to pick a starting color.  Fluorescent purple was selected, because I don’t actually have that on anything.  The shaft is HELLA WILD, and the balls kind of look like a sparkling oddly shaped planet.  The shimmer is deep on the balls… as in if you look at it, it looks like you’re kind of looking into them as it’s suspended in the silicone.  
  • Cody - medium firmness - Unpigmented translucent shaft with a milky white translucent base.  Explained that this was a ghost pony.  Specifically a magical one.  It is quite magical indeed!  It’s flipping stunning really.  It might be too subtle for some, but for me it’s exactly how I envisioned it.  It’s also a good visual contrast for the similar sized Nightmare Chance… which for once was totally unintentional, but a wonderful realization after the fact.

So yeah… Tantus may have broken my heart yesterday, but EE patched it up and dipped it in fairy dust.

Expect another post with a few extra pics that couldn’t fit here!  Sorry that these aren’t the best… the phone doesn’t really capture how freaking gorgeous these all are!

Oh my, I didn’t expect all that shimmer! Ahhh, everything is so pretty, even Buck took me by surprise. And just look at that James. You have two too-amazing James, guh.

And now two Codys that are the opposite of a Chance. I love it.