n-ooky:

same

I love a lot of different drinks… but beer and whiskey? Refer to cat.

(via mommamill)

cokeflow:

I just wanna be friends with some people but they’re even out of my friend league

(via educationalpancakes)

mermanryansfinds:

Pin Up Mermaids by FransMensinkArtist

These are bad ass. I love how they have frightening aspects to them, but they’re still beautiful. Ah <3

(via educationalpancakes)

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

(via sheyoni)

kitt3n-milk:

My Xar! I really love the colours on him, and I actually got him as a Valentine’s Gift from my Beau, who he bought from Video! ;w;

You’re just one person, how many dicks could you possibly need?

spookyewe:

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HMM?

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HMMMMM?

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HMMMMMM!?
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HMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!??!!?
imageHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!

OH god, who took the time to do this?

I love them.

(via kitt3n-milk)

mommamill:

videodildonics:

mommamill:

My selection of toys today was pretty damn good with the color blue!
Legacy Large Chance the Stallion (unflared)
Extralarge Kelvin the Ice Dragon
Medium Desi the Orca
Large Dragon’s Tongue
Medium Euphoberia
Large Waterhorse
Medium Tyrant
Medium Xar the Karabos
Large Bruiser the Fusion
I wonder what the bathtub would look like with all of my toys in it… Probably not enough room in the tub anyways. :/

Blue is my favorite. A+ toy collection.

Ahh man I wanna take groups of all my toys like this because I have some really amazing sets, and so many toys to take pictures of but like. I just have so many fucking toys it’s redonk.

Nah, it&#8217;s fantastic.

mommamill:

videodildonics:

mommamill:

My selection of toys today was pretty damn good with the color blue!

Legacy Large Chance the Stallion (unflared)

Extralarge Kelvin the Ice Dragon

Medium Desi the Orca

Large Dragon’s Tongue

Medium Euphoberia

Large Waterhorse

Medium Tyrant

Medium Xar the Karabos

Large Bruiser the Fusion

I wonder what the bathtub would look like with all of my toys in it… Probably not enough room in the tub anyways. :/

Blue is my favorite. A+ toy collection.

Ahh man I wanna take groups of all my toys like this because I have some really amazing sets, and so many toys to take pictures of but like. I just have so many fucking toys it’s redonk.

Nah, it’s fantastic.

naughty-d0g:

Wow the picture on this one sure turned out wonky… But this is an updated picture of my current collection. :’D It sure seems to change constantly!

That Xar &lt;3

naughty-d0g:

Wow the picture on this one sure turned out wonky… But this is an updated picture of my current collection. :’D It sure seems to change constantly!

That Xar <3

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Whoa!

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Whoa!

(via ravingsockmonkey)

heyepiphora:

My favorite antique vibrator at @goodvibestoys museum! Also enjoyed the hand cranked ones.

Science!

heyepiphora:

My favorite antique vibrator at @goodvibestoys museum! Also enjoyed the hand cranked ones.

Science!

heyepiphora:

You guys. @aeriesroom greeted me at the airport with this bouquet of hand drawn sex toys. Probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.

Oh dang, these are way better than the ones I drew.

heyepiphora:

You guys. @aeriesroom greeted me at the airport with this bouquet of hand drawn sex toys. Probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.

Oh dang, these are way better than the ones I drew.

buzzfeed:

OH COME ON

This hurts my soul

(via ravingsockmonkey)

mommamill:

Figured you all need some real pretty dingles on your dash.

Seriously if you don’t own something of Sheep’s  go get one. If you’re not fond of Sheep’s things get the fuck out of here and get your damn eyes checked.

Seriously just look at these things aaaaa

Photos are all by damnaverage

Aw yis, Fiery Orc is my baby <3 and it looks so amazing in person omf

I will own at least three Orcs and I will have absolutely no regrets.

FACTOID | Non-Toxic vs Clean

monkeytoybox:

tantus:

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Fact: High quality silicone is completely inert and, when not in the bloodstream, completely body safe.

Tantus uses its own unique formula of 100% Ultra Premium Silicone so that your toy is both non-toxic (free of chemical colorants or other toxins, hypoallergenic, and phthalate free) and hygienic (non-porous, boilable, bleachable, dishwasher safe).

Truth: No matter how fabulous the material of the toy is, you still need to wash a toy before use.
Tantus toys are incredible pleasure provokers, but trust us - no toy packages itself!

Be smart. Good Clean Fun starts with common sense, clean toys, and good hygiene.
#BecauseWeWereAsked #PleaseBeSafe #BoilableForAReason

Yes! Wash your toys before play time! If anything simply because they are lint magnets, especially the softer silicones.

This could also mean that silicone dildos could serve an alternate purpose as eco-friendly lint rollers in a pinch. ;)

It is the worst, dropping toys after cleaning them, especially right before taking a picture. Damn it.